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Q: What do you gunhers Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff? A: A good start! Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet? A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?

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Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea? A: The tea stays in the cup longer!

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Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit? A: The accused. Q: What team comes beatween your legs and your back? A: arsenel.

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Q: Gunnfrs delivers Arsenals Christmas presents? A: So blind people could laugh at them too! Q: Why don't they drink tea at Emirates Stadium? A: Because all the cups are in Manchester.

Q: Why do Arsenal blokes drink from a saucer? A: Because the cup's always in Manchester!

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A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points. Q: What do you call 5 Arsenal fans standing ear to ear?

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A: A wind tunnel. Q: Why are Arsenal strikers like grizzly ggunners A: Every fall they go into hibernation. Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and chat with bisexuals pair of Arsenal tickets? A: People would pass up a pair of Arsenal tickets. Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and an Arsenal striker?

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A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while! Q: Why do Arsenal fans suck at geometry? A: Because they never have any points. Q: What does a fine wine and Arsenal have in common? A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions. Q: Why do people like driving transgendered chat room car with a Gunners fan?

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Q: Whats the difference between Arsenal F. A: A mosquito stops sucking. Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal supporter and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What do I have in common with Arsenal? A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television. Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Gunners fan? cnat

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A: The bucket. Q: How do you casterate a Gunners supporter?

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A: Gunnerw turns off the PlayStation. Q: What does an Arsenal supporter united states online adult chat a bottle of beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: How do you keep a Gunners fan from masterbating? A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years! Why do ducks fly over Emirates Stadium upside down?

There's nothing worth craping on! Q: Did you hear that Arsenal doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together. Q: How do you stop a Gunners supporter from beating his wife? A: Dress her in a Manchester United jersey! Q: Why did god invent alcohol? A: So Arsenal supporters can get laid too.

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask an Arsenal supporter! Q: What's the difference between onions and an Arsenal supporter? A: I cry when I cut up onions Q: Gunnrrs the difference between Arsenal supporters and mosquitoes? A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

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Q: Why are Arsenal jokes getting dumb and dumber? A: Because Arsenal supporters have started to make them vunners themselves. Q: What is the shortest book in the world called? A: Intelligent Arsenal supporters.

It said xhat was to weak. One day there was cjat girls one supported Leeds United and wore blue knickers, the second one wore supported Manchester United and wore red knickers, the other one wore no knickers and she supported Arsenal. Three Men There were three football fans one each from the clubs Arsenal, Manchester City and Liverpool they were walking in the desert and found a dead camel. They said lets split it based on the soccer clubs we support.

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Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Arsenal. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing yunners. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, nude chats he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father? Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.

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I'll give you a lift! Gunnerw, the driver saw a Gunners supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him.

But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Gunners supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Arsenal supporters, too.

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Not really knowing what an Arsenal supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Liverpool supporter. Shall I call your wife for you? The receptionist replies "Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker